W.i.g. Comix Presents Tales of a Muse in Revolt (and Other Virgins)–Introducing Vespula
Created by Aleta Reese
Volume 1: The Apocalypse Kitchen
In a small town in middle America, depression leaves it’s lonely mark. Evicted without warning, improverished tenants sometimes even left their dirty dishes…
The only signs of life are swarms of ants, making their homes in these abandoned kitchens…
Much like early settlers did among these ‘amber waves of grain.’
It is here that we find HER…Dead? Comatose? Sleeping?
The ants have found her long before, exploring the bio-rich composition of her skin…
How often has she performed ritual massacres on the race of ants? Or violently mutilated members of their brother race, THE FLIES?
What creatures have fallen vistim to the callous, insensitive bottom of her FOOT? Yet, there is something different about this human…something distinctly IN-HUMAN.
She gives them HOPE…They whisper in her ear, bestowing the gifts and secrets of their species upon her: transmitting this information to every cell in her body like finely-tuned circuitry…
Her bio-electrical tissues absorb this data like a sponge taking in water…
MEANWHILE…
Alright man, let’s clean this shit-hole UP!!
I can’t believe how these people LIVED in all this FILTH.
Yeah, they should drop a BOMB on this place. Nevermind RENNOVATION.
YUCK!! We’re gonna need a few more cans of THIS…
…Just a minute GENTLEMEN!
WH-WHAT?
What the hell is THAT?
B-BUG…W-WOMAN!
DROP IT!!
What rock did you crawl out from under, Lady?
Yeah, who ARE you?
I am VESPULA!! Mistress of the insects and defender of all those crushed under the heavy foot of suffering and poverty. Now take me to the man responsible for all of this…
Ya mean, Mr. Ace-Tip-Top, THE BOSS?
Yeah…THE BOSS.
Say…I know YOU! Aren’t you that ghetto girl who got sick? Some rare disease? Maybe CONTAGIOUS?
Nothing that a little ANT-DNA couldn’t cure. Now, STEP ON IT!
NEXT: A Voice From the Past…
